No Holds Barred

Vertical Endeavors–Glendale Heights

Saturday, March 10th, 2018

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Adult Registration


  • Early Bird Price (Before February 24th ): $35
  • Regular Price (February 24th –March 9th): $45
  • Day Of Pricing: $55


  • 1:30PM–2:30PM Registration
  • 3:00PM–6:00PM Climbing
  • 7:00PM–8:00PM Finals
  • 8:00PM–8:30PM Awards

Volunteers Wanted

Volunteers are essential to make this competition a success. Volunteers will receive a free Competition T-shirt, a Free Day Pass, and a Pro Shop discount voucher.

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